Today's part of the renovation (this time of the studio (we are never done~)) involved pulling all the chair rails and base board and paneling off the walls. Towards the end of it, it was just Mom and me, and we got annoyed with the stupid stupid house builders and the gap under the window and the like, and we were all, This is the last piece of ( Read more... )

We has cabinets ( Read more... )

Speaking of an old theater teacher of mine:

Dad: [He]'s an intellectual.
Me: He always picked such depressing plays...
Dad: That's what I said.

He's also returning again and again to "lithe just like elastic" and finding more reasons and ways in which that simile doesn't work.

Well, too bad, because it's already been published, produced, and

So Dad was trying to say that we needed to run the dishwasher because we had "no more bowls", but he kept tripping over the "no" and turning into "nor," and eventually he came up with something that sounded like "normal boars ( Read more... )

Simon's Cat

There's something very soothing about listening to my best friend and her not-a-boyfriend talk. I don't have to have any sense to the words, they just both have... very nice voices. And even tones, and since they're both being quiet to avoid waking anybody up, it kinda makes me sleepy. But yeah, I like hearing these people, even if I have no clue ( Read more... )

I order my sister around mercilessly ( Read more... )

It all started when the microwave went kaput ( Read more... )

I just... volunteered to be on a committee for organizing my high school class' five year reunion ( Read more... )

I just realized. Wow. Okay, so I just managed to imply (vaguely) that I was in some sort of foursome. Um ( Read more... )